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1. Trying to form fun Velator combat group! (Velator Nation) - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
First I wasn't sure why this is in C&P. Then I got it. Joining this project is both a crime and a punishment.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.20 04:09:00
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2. wardec on highsec industrial corp - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Aakiwa Aakiwa I'm looking for a merc corp that would be interested in carrying out a short war against a small industrial corp in highsec. There are some specifics that would need to be worked out in private. Evemail me if y...
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.20 04:06:00
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3. Solo Mercing ain't easy - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Maximillian Triton Somehow I've ended up as a solo merc. Now that's great, as there aren't enough mercs yet! Originally by: Maximillian Triton harass the hell out of macro'ers, douchebags and anyone else I th...
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.19 22:21:00
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4. Who in See Pee do you love? - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Rexxov I myself love Lady Spank, Barrakus, Ashley, Xenuria, Larkonis, Alotta, Patient, Manda, Millie, Awesome Possum, Marlona, Sinja, Skippermonkey, and some more too. Even if they are all Spank alts. Oh yeah Velocity Prime...
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.19 22:15:00
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5. Theme Song for C&P - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
I'd prefer something a bit more manly and classic, such as the 1800s classic masterpiece Entry of the Gladiators .
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.19 22:13:00
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6. EVE Guard Agency opens for business this weekend - Mercs, Bountyhunter - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Dracoliche Someone wants my pos removed? Remove pos, collect isk, replace pos. Someone wants me podded? Kill self with alt, new system old tactics. I'M A POD SON OF A BIATCH PIRATES BOUNTY HUNTER IS PIG DO YOU WANT A ...
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.17 21:42:00
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7. Did u know you could reuse names of biomassed characters? - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Yes, take me, for instance. My name is so hot that as soon as one person biomasses Father, in a few days the next one has already resurrected him.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.17 21:34:00
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8. EVE Guard Agency opens for business this weekend - Mercs, Bountyhunter - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
I confirm that this is a merry group of chaps. I met them at the dark room of the famous gay bar "Why Not?" at Amarr Prime, and these fellas used up all my lube!
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.17 21:20:00
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9. BANE allows KWFL access to Amamake during select minutes around DT - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Son, I hear they also allow full access to "Don't Tell Mama" during the happy hour and give you a complimentary jar of lube.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.17 21:17:00
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10. Help need POS hanger loot advice - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Ingvar Angst is it true that pods give a much larger blast for your mass than is expected? The pod's explosive damage depends on your implant set. I don't know much about their effects.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.17 21:13:00
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11. Nanofface is a blue killer - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Praxis Astra ...joined our corp for one day to kill blues. DJ, cue in the Kill Street Blues.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.16 21:21:00
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12. To: W.E.T "Mercenary" Alliance - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Xenuria Nobody cares about your drama unless its lulzy... Son, you better listen to this man and ask yourself, "Am I lulzy? Am I really?" And when you come to the inevitable conclusions, leave C+P quietly, okay?
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.16 21:19:00
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13. Help need POS hanger loot advice - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: SomeoneStrange If you can afford it, faction battleships are even better. But remember that a freighter may take out the whole POS.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.12 21:28:00
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14. Smuggling. How? - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: N'maro Makari The general consensus seems to be some kind of rectal storage? Welcome to C&P.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.06 12:51:00
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15. W.E.T Mercenary Alliance - We're Ready to Kill for You! - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
These guys sound like pros. I met them at the men's room of a homo bar called "Why not?" in Rens, and they used up all my lube.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.05 22:57:00
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16. Using hauler full of cheap shuttles to decloak - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Parsee789 What is your opinion? Son, my opinion is that you should learn to Eve. Drop whatever butt-stupid blobbing or cloaky practice you're planning, buy a proper PvP ship, and find some good fights. Go get'em, tiger.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.05 22:53:00
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17. Smuggling. How? - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
In "Papillon" the inmates held their money in "chargers": hollow metal cylinders lodged up their butts. On a completely different topic: Lube for sale, anyone?
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.05 22:49:00
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18. Would you hire this pretty face? - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Marius Deterium Only ***gots have that much metal in their face. Marius claims that OP is a giant assramming buttbanging homo. Which I personally can confirm after our accidental meeting at the men's room of "Don't Tell M...
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.05 05:33:00
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19. Falcons - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Originally by: Creepy Goat they are the I-Win button in solo pvp. Son, get a grip. They are lousy for solo pvp.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.05 05:27:00
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20. Devon Lightfoot, Hierom, and Lightfoot Pestiss and Blake Enterprises - in Crime and Punishment [original thread]
Does this story involve our vicar? You know he was freed of the charges concerning the sexual misunderstanding with the altar boys.
- by Father Fondle - at 2011.06.05 05:23:00
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